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“Daylight redeeming volition beryllium with america adjacent week and remains a astir arguable subject, particularly successful Queensland, the lone authorities that doesn’t upwind the timepiece forward,” writes Bill Leigh of West Pennant Hills. “As Queensland protagonists were locked successful nationalist debate, premier Joh Bjelke-Petersen was becoming bushed of the seemingly endless arguments, and pursuing the noisiest crowd, helium unilaterally decided the statement successful the negative, reportedly announcing, ‘The bully radical of Queensland, having elected maine to the presumption of premier connected 7 occasions, deliberation the prima shines retired of my bum, and I americium not getting up 1 hr earlier for anyone!’” He besides thought it faded curtains and confused the cows.
This amazingly superb missive comes from Julie Corkery of Hurlstone Park: “There appears to beryllium an overuse of superlatives specified arsenic ‘amazing’ oregon ‘brilliant’ to picture mundane feelings and events which I find unnecessary and mildly annoying. I usually support my views connected this to myself but the passing of Kris Kristofferson has prompted maine to say, ‘Feelin’ bully is bully capable for me’.” Nice 1 Julie, but you request to halt calling maine Aunty.
“My grandson, the eventual Batman impersonator, was showing disconnected his superhero (C8) powers to his four-year-old cousin,” recalls Janita Rankin of North Dandalup (WA). “Suitably impressed until the novelty wore off, she said ‘Let’s play thing else.’ Mortified, helium turned to her and said, ‘This is not conscionable a costume you know’.”
“Perhaps superheroes wore underpants connected the extracurricular due to the fact that a telephone booth was the spot to prime up an STD,” suggests George Manojlovic of Mangerton.
“With Spider-Man besides moving successful the journalism world, could we impeach Stan Lee of not being imaginative capable with his creation, oregon are superheroes conscionable utilizing their journalism gig arsenic an excuse to beryllium adjacent to precocious action?” wonders Geoff Croxson of Jannali.
Shout retired to the Bankcard (C8) from an insider, erstwhile grooming manager Adrian Bell of Davistown: “Founding wide manager, the precocious David Synnott, and his squad built a fantastically palmy recognition paper work which near its competitors, immoderate worldwide similar Amex and Diners Club, acold down successful the section market. Bankcard besides revolutionised retailing successful Australia and acceptable the modular successful information and efficiency. The lone lawsuit that brought Bankcard to an extremity was the amalgamation of the large banks into the ‘Big Four’, who demanded their customers power to utilizing their ain cards.”
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