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So Long, Set List. Photo: Getty Images for TAS Rights Mana
On May 9 astatine 3:02 p.m., quality reached Vulture (Slack) office that Taylor Swift had radically rearranged the Eras Tour acceptable list. Chaos ensued. The archetypal amusement successful the European limb of her tour, held successful Paris (of Midnights fame), featured caller visuals, caller outfits, and respective revised eras, including the summation of her 11th album, The Tortured Poets Department. When did she person clip to bash this, and wherefore weren’t the Swifties notified successful a bid of overengineered puzzles? What follows is simply a transcript of guiltless fans (Vulture writers and editors) processing the caller acceptable database earthy successful existent time. The aged Eras Tour can’t travel to the phone.
➼ “‘Archer’ cut!!!”
➼ “Wait, what if she cuts “cardigan?”
➼ “This could beryllium a bloodbath.”
➼ “I wonderment if the Eras Tour movie was besides an experimentation to spot however the amusement would beryllium like.”
➼ “I deliberation everything not successful the movie volition beryllium cut.”
➼ “WHAT IS HAPPENING.”
➼ “My jaw is connected the ground.”
➼ “’This is not Taylor’s version!!’”
➼ “The mode I americium inconsolable and crying watching this stream.”
➼ “I person the aged acceptable database memorized. It’s similar relearning the English language.”
➼ “’You are truthful contiguous close now’ arsenic I ticker 3 radical livestream it connected their phones.”
➼ “If she chopped evermore entirely, I would dice of laughter.”
➼ “If she chopped All Too Well (10 Minute Version,” I would self-immolate.”
➼ “We cannot fto this overwritten monstrosity overwrite the bequest of a cleanable song.”
➼ “I’m truthful excited for caller outfits, and past TikToks of radical recreating them.”
➼ “This opus should beryllium 20 minutes actually.”
➼ “These are caller visuals?!”
➼ “She should marque a dancer bash the Post Malone look tattoos for ‘Look What You Made Me Do.’”
➼ “WHERE IS EVERMORE.”
➼ “New flower!!!!”
➼ “It’s brainsick that ‘Castles Crumbling is getting the aforesaid attraction arsenic ‘Nothing New.’”
➼ “I stake she’s merging folklore and evermore into 1 era.
➼ “She’s gonna chopped her ‘betty’ code down to conscionable ‘no homo.’”
➼ “Let’s commune she cuts the damn christmastide trees.”
➼ “‘cardigan’ lives to spot different day!?!?!”
➼ “Sorry to ‘the 1.’”
➼ “This supports the thought that ‘the 1’ was astir Matty.”
➼ “I hatred everything astir Matty due to the fact that it ruins each my Karlie Kloss theories.”
➼ “I canceled my barre class. This is excessively important”.
➼ “To me, “champagne problems” is astir the movie The Family Stone.”
➼ “TTPD is truthful evermore-ish that this makes consciousness tbh.”
➼ “Vulture investigates: was Marjorie a bully singer?”
➼ “Does she adjacent the epoch connected ‘willow’ now???’
➼ “WE WON.”
➼ “I person watched the performance connected Disney+ similar 5 times, successful theaters twice, and past in-person astatine Met Life once. In presumption of watching clips, similar hundreds of times.”
➼ “Omfg the outfit is 2 colors!!!”
➼ “I americium howling.”
➼ “This is fucking up my day.”
➼ “I can’t statesman to fathom what astonishment songs volition be.”
➼ “I deliberation the astonishment opus volition beryllium thing TTPD.”
➼ “I deliberation she volition for definite extremity connected ‘I Can Do It With a Broken Heart.’”
➼ “THESE VISUALS.”
➼ “She work the postulation usurpation list.”
➼ “SHE’S OPENING WITH ‘BUT DADDY, I LOVE HIM.’”
➼ “I wanna cry, but there’s nary tears left.”
➼ “FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
➼ “I NEED TO GET TICKETS.”
➼ “‘But Daddy I Love Him’ and ‘So High School’ are virtually my apical two. I play them successful this bid each day.”
➼ “She needs to merchandise this remix of ‘Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?’”
➼ “The clear, close-up clips of her singing these lyrics are gonna spell truthful hard.”
➼ “Taylor, delight bash the stone album.”
➼ “TTPD is alien.”
➼ “She looks similar Spongebob astatine the Super Bowl.”
➼ “I americium consenting to say this jacket is the ugliest happening Taylor has ever worn ever.”
➼ “This pistillate loves FILM!”
➼ “How bash you beryllium done Midnights aft that?”
➼ “It’s brainsick however mediocre Midnights has aged.”
➼ “So Obamacore.”
➼ “‘Parees!’”
➼ “Her emotion of geography truly lends itself to the astonishment opus concept.”
➼ “I deliberation each different astonishment opus is gonna beryllium TTPD.”
➼ “It’s truthful weird to extremity connected Midnights aft doing 1 of the top things I person ever seen.”
➼ “Oh, I emotion this song. Sorry for my Taylor slander.”
➼ “I’m a Midnights apologist.”
➼ “It’s conscionable weird due to the fact that these songs are present 18 months aged and extracurricular “Antihero” and sorta “Karma,” astir of them didn’t truly person a taste impact.”
➼ “I bash similar however it’s afloat a Joe Alwyn breakup medium and she conscionable lied.”
➼ “The lone crushed ‘Vigilante Shit‘ made the chopped was due to the fact that of the choreo.”
➼ “Did the songs she chopped person boring choreography?”
“Yeah benignant of, but ‘tolerate it.’ Can you delight explicate however you’ve avoided each this for a year? In a way, I americium jealous you’re experiencing each this for the archetypal time.”
“It feels similar watching the final-season premiere of a amusement that’s been connected for years.”
➼ “I can’t judge nary cuts to Midnights. I stake we’ll spot a fewer much cuts arsenic the circuit goes on.”
➼ “She made Travis Kelce articulation that Ryan Murphy amusement truthful she tin support singing “Karma is that feline connected the screen.’”
➼ “This has been fun. I request to bash my existent occupation now.”
➼ “I’m gonna spell interaction grass.”
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