Tom Cruise Is a London Boy

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Sometimes erstwhile God closes a doorway (Taylor Swift says “So long”), She opens a model (Tom Cruise does the splits). Cruise is surviving that beingness successful London, and for him that means break-dancing, doing the splits, and watching the British perfectly suffer their crumpets. Cruise has lived successful London since 2021 and has, successful that time, been astatine the erstwhile queen’s Platinum Jubilee, the British Grand Prix, according to the Mercury News. And present helium has attended the astir British lawsuit of all: Posh Spice’s day party. Fortunately, helium inactive has the American propensity to bash the most. While astatine the party, Cruise began break-dancing and ended his regular by doing the splits, according to the Daily Mail. “People were perfectly dumbfounded,” a root mentioned. All we’ll accidental astir that is that if there’s 1 happening the Mission: Impossible franchise could bash to secure those Imax screens, it conscionable mightiness beryllium a (gay?) nine country successful which Cruise distracts the atrocious guys by jumping into the splits similar a Drag Race contestant. Just an idea.